Deadly.... Ice cream season is open...
Driving home from the office last night... I was keeping to my right side of the road and I notice an on coming van leaving the left lane and entering my lane.

The "Oh shits" start in my car....

and I notice she is not even looking at the road only the ice cream cone in her hand and she is concentrating on licking it all the while she is driving straight at me.... Finally, in the nick of time she veers back in her lane, giving me a lame smile, shrugging....like "oops".

Now maybe it was just the fact, Id had a long day at the office, and I was tired but I wanted to grab that ice cream cone and shove it so far up her ass, that she would have had instant brain freeze.....